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September 30, 2013

His name was Mud: 10 criminals with strangely appropriate names

You've seen plenty of strange criminal mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But what's in a name? If you're one of these offenders, a predisposition to get arrested, apparently. Check out this list of accidentally incriminating names.

Conor P. Fudge

Fudge, 25, reportedly entered an Iowa City ice cream parlor and made off with more than $500 worth of cakes, ice cream and cash, according to a police criminal complaint.

Source: Cedar Rapids Gazette

Mister Love

He was arrested in March 2010 and charged with failing to register with the Hamilton County (Ohio) Sheriff's office as a sex offender. He had previously been convicted of two counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor and had failed to report address changes in May 2006 and October 2009.

Source: WLWT

Joseph Moron

Aurora (Colo.) police arrested him in March 2011 after his girlfriend lodged a complaint alleging he had assaulted her. He also faced a variety of felony charges stemming from previous domestic violence incidents.

Source: KUSA

Patrick Molesti

Molesti was arrested in Canada after apparently trying to purchase a five-year-old boy online in Woodstock, Ga. Police picked him up in Thunder Bay, Ontario, on a Greyhound bus that had stopped to refuel en route from Calgary to Montreal. Authorities believed he was trying to catch a flight from Montreal to France.

Source: Patch.com

Draco Slaughter

Slaughter, 75, was arrested in Ronkonkoma, N.Y., and charged with falsely reporting an incident after he allegedly told a flight attendant a bag belonging to him contained a bomb. No explosive devices were found but the plane, which was bound for West Palm Beach, Fla., was delayed for two hours while authorities inspected it.

Source: New York Daily News

Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris

Morris was indicted in Montgomery County, Ohio, in 2009 on a felony charges of murder, felonious assault, kidnapping and aggravated robbery. He had also been indicted the previous year on a cocaine possession charge.

Source: Dayton Daily News

Daniel Noody

Noody, a school bus driver in Jamestown, N.Y., was charged with public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly exposing himself aboard a bus at Pine Valley Elementary School. His employer, Carrier Coach, fired him immediately.

Source: WIVB

Donald Duck

Police arrested Duck, 51, in Massillon, Ohio, and charged him with DUI after he pulled into a drive-through pizzeria and repeatedly bumped the car in front of him. It was Duck's fifth DUI arrest.

Source: WEWS

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, he legally changed his name in October 2011, then was arrested in early 2012 in Madison, Wis., and charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation.

Source: Huffington Post

Leonard Dickman

Dickman, 90, was arrested by Cincinnati police and charged with public indecency after exposing his genitals by raising the leg of his shorts. Dickman pleaded guilty and was placed on six months probation, including being banned from all Hamilton County parks.

Source: Fox 19

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